Thor has a hankering for some rainbow ice cream, but Heimdall won’t open the Bifrost.
When I have a son I want his middle name to be Odinson.
Today my sister made me remember that my bank card pin is my old girlfriends birthday, now every time I use it I’ll think of her :-/.
I want to change it but it’s been the same since 2010.
Does it bother/anger African American people that there is a chance that they will never know where in Africa they are from? Discussion would be nice. I’m Nigerian-American so this has always been a question of mine…
Breakable Flower Boxes by Kingsday
(Source: feeldesain.com, via localarsonist)
African Dad: where are yoy coming from?
African boy: I went to throw out the garbage
African Dad: it is 7pm now, you went out at 6:54pm. That was 6 minutes ago. 6 times 2 is 12. There are 12 inches in a foot. A foot has 5 toes, so both feet have a total of ten. I think I have ten ribs. God took Adam's rib to create Eve. Eve is a girls name, and it rhymes with weave, you like girls with nice weaves. So you went to see a girl. You have a girl friend. Jesus Christ you want to kill me in this house.